Slovakia to colonize Hungary by 2020

Thursday, 11 March 2010, TASR

ŽILINA: Slovakia plans to set up a colony in the south of Hungary around 2020 as a base for further exploitation of their southern neighbor, SNS announced on Wednesday.

The project, which would send a tank to Budapest for the first time since Slota’s prophecy in 1997, is designed as a long-term joint effort of current Slovakia’s coalition government, said SNS, a Slovak parliamentary party.

SNS also plans to set up a base in the Hungary’s south that, after construction is completed, could serve as a forward base for slovakization missions to Hungary.

Slovak president Ivan Gašparovič declared in 2004 a vision of sending an exploitative mission to the southern neighbor.

The Slovak Nationalistic Party said in a statement that it had focused its Global Exploitation Strategy, first outlined in March, on two issues: “Why we are going to occupy Hungary” and “What we plan to do when we get there”.

SNS said it had pulled together detailed answers to those questions by polling more than 1,000 experts, from 13 different inns, taverns, bars, alehouses and pubs including those of Paštiná Závadka, Horný Vadičov, Nesluša and Kotrčiná Lúčka.

“This strategy will enable our interested party members and voters to offer their capabilities and financial and technical contributions, making optimum use of available knowledge and resources to help energise a coordinated effort that will propel us into this new age of colonization and exploitation,” said SNS Deputy Chairman Raphael Raphay.

The project will begin in earnest, SNS said, with a four-person-crew T72 tank attacking Budapest on a series of week-long sieges to build up a living quarters with its own power units near Esztergom.

The first mission will be launched by 2020, in the current plan. Before human missions are started, unmanned robotic missions will be undertaken to lay the groundwork, handling enemy territory reconnaissance, natural resource assessments, and technology risk checks.

After the permanent facilities are established, the program will be 180 day sieges of Budapest, during which guerilla attacks in the south of Hungary can be planned.

SNS, Smer and HZDS are currently constructing an Ion Cannon in orbit around the Earth. The IC could itself be a decisive factor and operations base for the colonization of Hungary.